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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2018 @ 9:10pm

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2018 @ 4:09pm

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 26 May, 2018 @ 9:24pm

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 2:43pm

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 8:06pm

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 5:14pm

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2019 @ 9:30am

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 9 May, 2019 @ 8:50pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2019 @ 7:32pm

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2019 @ 7:39pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2018 @ 7:49am

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2019 @ 5:47pm

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 24 May, 2018 @ 4:01pm

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2019 @ 6:36pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 7:22pm

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 5:17pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 6:50pm

Fisticuffs

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2018 @ 10:16pm

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 5:03pm

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 7:16pm

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 11:01am



Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?

New Vocation

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.

Guinea Pig