Cyborg Lobster

i’m 11 but i’m turning 12 in like 3 months and plus i watch adult shows like family guy and the simpsons so i’m really mature and my mom says i’m really mature for my age and i’m friends with a lot of 7th graders even though i’m going into 6th grade so i’m a kid but i’m like an adult fyi

Hydwogen 1: "Ah Oxygen-kun! One of youw vawence ewectwons is entewing my s owbitaw! We'we shawing a sigma bond!!"

Hydwogen 2: "No! I wiww not wose to you! Oxygen-kun!! FOWM AN SP3 HYBWID OWBITAW WITH ME!!!"

Oxygen: Th-theiw ewectwons... it's entewing my outew sheww... I-I can feew the octet wuwe being fuwfiwwed! I'm achieving a wowew enewgy state and become mowe stabwe!! "YES MY TWO HYDWOGEN ATOMS!! BOND WITH ME AND FIWW MY SECOND SHEWW WITH YOUW DEWICIOUS VAWENCE EWECTWONS!!!!!"

POV: Eminem is holding you captive in your own basement
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that’s an awfully taunt

sailors knot

can you escape it?

prolly not.

try to leave the basement, you’ll get shot

pull out my nine

it goes pop pop

damn it's dead in here

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