jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth

Dear God, i want illumi so bad please god i want illumi badly, that beautiful radiant angel, like a hot angel, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins, I cant help but drop to my knees in worship whenever i see his handsome figure even behind those blindfold. I yearn for him in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war Crimes than every president in united states history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from his smooth creamy skin

If illumi posts on Instagram - I am the first to like it. If he sets up an Amazon wishlist - I am the first to fulfill it. If he asks for subscriptions on Twitch - I am the first to oblige with 100 gifted subs. If he requests food - I am the first to order UberEats to his address. For I am a simp, and he is my King, and the two of us are bonded together, forever. Amen 🙏

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

i hate furries. All of them. Every single one. Everyday I wake up in disgust because I'm living and breathing with grown people acting like animals. Those degenerates can ruin lives by just existing, and I'm sick of it. I'm tired of it. God, just thinking about them is killing me. And I don't mean that figuratively. I mean I'm actually dying. That's how bad they are. And I know you might be thinking, "What's the point on hating them so much?" Nothing, and that's what makes me mad. Knowing that my hatred means nothing in the grand scheme of things. Makes me realize that my life is ruined forever, and I will suffer eternally knowing that furries exist. I hate furries. God, I hate them.

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