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Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 10:51pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 10:51pm

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 8:38pm

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 7:13am

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 8:04am

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2015 @ 4:26pm

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 13 May, 2015 @ 4:10am

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 10:21am

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 9:30am

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 7:52am

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 9:34pm

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 1:16am

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 6:08pm

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 8:30pm

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 13 May, 2015 @ 4:21am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 10:55pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2015 @ 5:34pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 11:41am

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 3:17am

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 4:50pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 3:53pm

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 6:16am

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 6:52am

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 8:40pm

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 2:43pm

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 9:57pm

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 4:27am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 3:16pm

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 8:46pm

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 4:26am

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2017 @ 9:54am

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 3:35am

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 7:51am

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 3:35am

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 6:16am

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 4:42pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 2:39am

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 6:20pm

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 3:24am

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 2:39am

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 4:26am

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 4:51am

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 12:20pm

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 12:20pm

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 5:00am

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 7:05am

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 2:15am

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 5:46am

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 2:15am

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 1:26am

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 2:15am

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 2:15am

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 2:15am

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 5:46am

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 12:33am

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2020 @ 3:25pm

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 1:21am

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2020 @ 12:38pm

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 12:34am

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 6:08pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 12:53am

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2020 @ 7:31pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2020 @ 7:31pm

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 2:46am

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2020 @ 10:26pm

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 4:46pm

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 2:36am

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2020 @ 9:26pm

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 9:53am

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 9:53am

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 12:42pm

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 10:09am

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 10:05am

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 9:58am

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 10:15am



Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
61 / 75

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
370 / 500

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1