bodacious's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 10:18am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 9:07pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 8:17pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 7:44pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 7:00pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 8:30pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 9:47pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 3:15pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 2:09pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 8:10am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 10:23pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 5:27pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 11:20am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 6:02pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 8:22am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 6:39pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 7:50am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2020 @ 7:23am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 1:55pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 11:38am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 6:22pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 3:38pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 2:17pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 3:12pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 10:17am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2020 @ 3:30pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 2:49pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 1:50pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 7:03pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 7:18pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 10:49am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 3:38pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2020 @ 2:06pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 10:57am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2020 @ 7:06pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 9:18am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2020 @ 2:37pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 9:05pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 8:36pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 7:20pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 7:48pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 5:26pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 3:42pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2020 @ 1:37pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 2:29pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 7:43pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 11:19am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 7:41pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

18 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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