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And Bob God said, “Let there be planes in the towers of Manhattan to separate the bottom from the top, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, and let there be toes in the mouth of the nobles to give skins on the Counter-Strike.” And it was so. Bob God made two great Beebs—the greater Beeb to govern the nobles and the lesser Beeb to govern the peasants. He also made the CS cases. Bob God unboxed them in the lobby of the comp game to get a factory new Falcion Marble Fade on the Counter-Strike, to govern the Beebs and the Bobs, and to separate Shrills from Shralts. And Bo God saw that it was good. And there was blues, purples, pinks, and reds , and there was an exceedingly rare item —the fourth knife.

-- The Bobible, Old Testament
Book of Genesis

And Bob God said, “Let the toes within Brooklyn be gathered to one place, and let my mouth appear.” And it was so. Bob God called toes “sucked,” and the gathered Beebers he called “next in line.” And Bob God saw that it was good.

Then Bob God said, “Let the Beebs produce yeahs: seed-bearing Beebers and Beebas on the land that bear toes with their seed in eachother, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. The Beebs produced yeahs: Beebers bearing seed according to their kinds and Beebas bearing toes with seed in eachother according to their kinds. And Bob God saw that it was good. And there was a plane, and there was the Pentagon—the third attack.

-- The Bobible, Old Testament
Book of Genesis

In the beginning Bob God created Bobo and Bob. Now Bobo was formless and empty, darkness was over the populace of the Beebs, and the Spirit of Bob God was hovering over the waters.

And Bob God said, “Let there be toes,” and there was toes.Bob God saw that the toes were good, and he separated the toes from the darkness. Bob God called the toes “delicious,” and the darkness he called “hairline.” And there was ET backwards mullet, and there was Mikel—the first Bobo.

And Bob God said, “Let there be a plane between the towers to separate American citizens from life.” So Bob God made the plane and separated the American citizens in the towers from the living within it. And it was so. Bob God called the plane “a national catastrophe.” And there was Brooklyn, and there was the North tower—the second tower.

-- The Bobible, Old Testament
Book of Genesis

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