Recent reviews by Beau

i never know what to say, just know im extra annoying about this and i think of it often and fondly and with lots of warmth. when u see me play this on a random weekday just know im going through it and just need to wander a linear space while some robot tells me stuff about the puzzles and vaguely threatens me.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS IT???? THIS IS THE OFFICIAL ENDING TO HL AND GABE CAN SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT KNOWING HE LEFT IT AT ***THIS***???? im upset.

is so scawy! oAo hold me mr freeman !

oh my god its SO good

very overwhelming UI, weapons are almost indistinguishable from each other, doesnt even have a "use last used weapon" option so it always respawns u holding the melee, arena has a spawn protection of like 0,5 seconds so if you dont immediately spin around and kill everyone around you its pretty much over. havent found out how to see weapon stats yet either. overall your typical f2p low effort game

dairy plant worst map all my homies hate dairy plant

otherwise very addictive with surprisingly many options of strategy

kinda sus how they kept aaaallll those good reviews from cs:go 1, kinda effed how they just removed half the game modes, kinda dumb how they merged idk how many achievements into one stupid dumb one that everyone gets.
thats not what achievements are about, and while i dont rlly care abt them, it must be heartbreaking for those who put so much work into them.
you know the game, youve played it before, now it just looks sexy and polished. idk man. valve stop jumping on hype trains to the dismay of ur community.

very nice, challenging n stuff

i have a deep hate love relationship with this bullsh!t game