Hey my name Zach. You mighta seen me flipping signs at that Pizza Hut on the corner. That was my audition and I hope I get that job cuz I could really use it. I know it gonna be hard but I love a good challenge. I got 9 children Isabella, George, Jonathan, Mary, Jack, Jeremiah, Gabriel, Heidi, Zoe, and Steve. My lil munchkins be needy and they starting to get desperate. My boy Jack took a bite out of our cardboard box. Ever since it been like a freezer at night or somethin. My right index finger lookin purple and been sore but I am gotta keep trying to keep it positive and think of other stuff. I been saving up and I think I can finally get me a shower. Good thing too cuz I smell like a tuna fish. My lil girl Mary won't stop whining and it is driving me crazy. I bought like a great value pack of pacifiers and shoved em in her mouth. If you reading this and wouldn't mind like a slightly used child or maybe like 9 of them call 1 800 KIDZ4CASH