Recent reviews by Matthew Hulbert

All these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are cowering before this game, you wanna know why, because it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible. These COWARDS, wouldn't speak to you in the street, even look you in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eye. I swear to god, it pisses me the ♥♥♥♥ off. This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good I wake up and beat my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meat thinking about casting fire spells in the eyes of these FOOLS, and you know what, that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great. All these kids are on their cell phones all day, playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call of duty fortnite. ♥♥♥♥ YOU, this isn't for you, just because a game doesn't reach you and you spend literally 5 seconds of your life playing it doesn't mean you have the right to a opinion, your opinion is worth ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOTHING. YOU COWARDS DON'T HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS WATCH PORN AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY.

This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks.

Me and my friends tried to play the game and immediately got banned.

Not a joke.

IP BANNED.

Have you ever wanted to fly so high that you could reach the pinicall of online gaming, then XBird is the drug for you. One night when I was awake at around 3:00 am I got the cops called on me for noise complaints because I was having a really loud party, and like half my friends got charged with 5 year sentences for doing copious amounts of cocaine. Sometimes I reflect on this and I like to think I was the bigger person by fleeing my home and moveing to a small suburband town in Japan. Now I am happy and spend my time doing what I like so it's pretty chill here I guess.

Bliss, perfect bliss from a perfect game, ahh I only remorse my life could go on into eternity to experience the erotica that is murder miners.

Emotional Journey

This game changed me enetirely as a person, I was nothing but now I can be something for once...

Honestly if you don't buy this game you can't even call yourself a human being.

This game changed me... Clergy Splode, buy it now.

i took my noodle and soaked it in cabage

Hearthstone had a TERRIBLE release too. Blizzard is notorious for releasing horribly finiky games with disconnects, think of diablo 3 or hearthstone... I don't know why people compare this launch to hearthstone. And frankly Hearthstone looked like a oversimplified piece of garbage at first, but it slowly became the game that people really enjoy now. My point is theres hope for this game... If blizzard developed it.

The games ♥♥♥♥. You should teach people how to play your game as they play it,and frankly most people playing this probably have played magic anyways. I don't want to play some garbage tutorial for hours. Compared to hearthstone its much worse, I had fun makeing a deck but as someone who isnt a huge magic fan, i'd rather be playing hearthstone any day of the week. I'd be fine if it didn't baby me all the way through, but it treated me like a idiot.

I was hopeing for a game like hearthstone with the avaibility of all the magic cards, what I got was neither of the two. Hearthstone has more cards and better gameplay, so why play this? Now all hope is not lost for this game, I'll definetly come back if it updates or if there are future plans to release more cards and a better introduction system. But I can't bring myself to play this game.

I killed someone and got thrown in jail for 24 hours

10/10