got too horny and my ♥♥♥♥ got slammed in airplane door and i hung outside by my boner the whole flight

BIGGER STOAGIE’S ALWAYS BETTER SISSY BOY, IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE A THICK ROLL GET YOUR CANDY ASS OUT OF HERE.

My family knows quite a famous musician, he was round our house and I was talking to him when he suddenly screamed. He turned around and my cat had clamped onto the back of his leg for absolutely no reason and wouldn’t let go.

bold moves from Brussels.. will Washington stand for it? The situation is serious indeed..

Been sucked in any new ways recently?

here in mexico you would be called "La tapabaños", or "The toilet clogger" 🙌