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Останні рецензії користувача [THG]How do I jump?

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1 людина вважає цю рецензію корисною
Людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною: 2
75.8 год. загалом (66.0 год на момент рецензування)
Master chef died, so now you play as a bald man with infernal lust towards the entitled scientist. He likes to do this cool strategy called "die" a lot. It's not really a halo wars play through until you hear "Forge is down" more times than you've heard your step father tell you he loves you. If you use a mouse and keyboard in this game, you probably also like your testicles to be stepped on and to that most would say "why the ♥♥♥♥ do you do this to yourself?" but its not my place to ask. The Arbyboi finally does what we've all wanted to do for so long, carry 2 energy swords. Which he then immediately bugs the ♥♥♥♥ out when you go into stubbed toe mode (he gets angy). Donkey Kong makes a return and does a big succ that no one wanted the hammer to do, but hey whatevs. His stun lock on my tanks makes me wanna alt F4 most games I play. You can also play the crippled alien race that legit does nothing. Coolest part of the game is the ODSTs, and the game doesnt let you use them unless you have vision(the ♥♥♥♥?). Still cant drive the pelican smh. Suicide grunts are MVP but no one uses them. RIP Hawks and Engineers, never to be seen in halo again. 1/10 wouldn't play this garbage longer than 20min.
Додано 26 вересня 2021 р..
Чи була ця рецензія корисною? Так Ні Кумедна Нагородити
1 людина вважає цю рецензію корисною
Людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною: 2
1,470.6 год. загалом (628.2 год на момент рецензування)
20 min in and my mother has apparently slept with 70% of the player base. Idk how these 12 year olds are able to pull it off, but it stopped being impressive my 5th game in. Recruit is OP and needs nerf.
Додано 6 січня 2020 р..
Чи була ця рецензія корисною? Так Ні Кумедна Нагородити
1 людина вважає цю рецензію корисною
Людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною: 4
7,294.7 год. загалом (4,348.5 год на момент рецензування)
Played for 20min and got called a n00b, can't use midas on roshan, and there's no pay to win feature. Dumb game. If you have it, uninstall.
Додано 11 листопада 2019 р..
Чи була ця рецензія корисною? Так Ні Кумедна Нагородити
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