I'M THE CRUCIFIRAXTUS, THE GRAND WIZARD OF BIG ♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAMILY™. WITH DILDO AND SCOTTFIELD WE SHALL FORGE A NEW PROMISED LAND FOR TRUE GAMERS! WE WILL PROOVE THAT WE ARE THE TRUE BEARERS OF ♥♥♥ BUCKET. TO HELL WITH LGBTQ! TO HELL WITH SOYJACKS! TO HELL WITH POLITICS IN GAMES (UNLESS IT'S A PARADOX INTERACTIVE GAME (THEY SUCK)). LIKE CAESAR FORGED HIS EMPIRE, WE SHALL BE THE SOURCE OF ALL SIN, DEATH AND REBIRTH IN THE LINE, THE SUN, THE MOON, AND THE END OF ALL SCHWARZGERS!