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WHAT IS GOLF?

IT SURE IS.

The game is pretty fun in its own right, but if you (like many of us) have a creeping primal fear of the abyss and the profane monstrosities within, this game is excellent. Grab your headphones, turn down the lights, and watch your courage melt at the first sound of trouble.

I won't go out on a limb and say this game is riveting and action-packed, but I think it does very well as a unique horror experience. If you want something that gives off Alien vibes, that rewards you for having a matte tan/grey mechanical keyboard, and has modest replay value, this might be it.

"A RED spy is in the base?"

Design poorly laid out cities with spaghetti transit and horrible traffic.

Nerd out and learn how to design decent street layouts and infrastructure.

Grow like a weed.

Mod everything that isn't nailed down.

Smash the agent limit with a city of 300K+, rendering your transit system expensive and underutilized despite the population, only barely balancing the budget with overpriced college tuition, tourism bux, and ticket revenue from sporting events.

Stupid. Phenomenally stupid. Engineered to be as stupid as possible by a team of industry-leading scientists and engineers.

It's perfect.

Blackwake has shined up nicely since alpha. As with most games here, the main snag will be finding a competent team and a competent leader.

I cannot sufficiently stress the polish on this game. The attention to detail and care for the IP borders on outrageous.

Aside from the weebs ruining the workshop, it's a wonderful piece of software.

Game That Deserves A Sequel. 100%.