I’m an evil wizard. I like blowing things up. And I have LOTS of time on my hands, since I’m LOADED with gold. So I blow things up. And burn them. And frost them. And shock the living daylights out of them. But I’m a smart, law-abiding evil wizard, because I only blow up my own stuff. So don’t get any ideas about murdering me and looting my gold… Aside from the fact that I’ll kick your ass… it’s against the law, and you’ll rot in jail for it. So how do like THEM apples? My neighbours grumble a lot, but what can they do? No law against practicing my skills. Thinking about sticking your paw in my pocket? Go ahead. I’ll blow you to cream corn, and the Law will LOVE me for it.

+rep

Hai <3

I hope your not dead.

I'll hold you up to that for Qcon. Stay Cheeki Breeki my friend.

Hey, it's the one who taught you the way of the slav squat/