It's that time of year again, Firmus. Chrimbus has rolled back around and all the little bois and grils are naynaying around the chrombus tree. Let's all hold hands and sing a lovely Chrimus ditty. A present for me, a present for you. A chrimbus tree, a holiday loo.


May your ass stay as firm as ever in 2018, Pete. Keep it up, proud of you. xoxo

Once I had a dream I was a triceratops. It threw me to the depths of despair when I realised that nothing I ever do in my real life will be anywhere near that awesome. I don't want to go on living if I can't one day be a triceratops.

I hope you had a fabulous dino-christmas, and I hope that all your dino-related dreams come true. All hail the dinolords. xoxo

Merry Christmas to you Fpiett! Thanks for the heads up! I hope things get well and I hope to see you again soon!

it says lee smellyco logged in 2 days ago! could it be true?! fp you must return and regale us with your stories of wonder and excitement

*ALERT* Red spy is in the base! Need that sexy asssssss of yours to be back on to save us!

firm-asssssss, where are thou?