12:25 AM - Mac'n Sneeze: so if it looks like a horse,smells like a horse, tastes like horse ass, its probably mayor"

"I will throw money at my problems until they get AIDs." - Sir Rmz124

04:19 PM - brad: Good news!
04:19 PM - Bun: ?
04:19 PM - brad: It's aids.
04:19 PM - Bun: Sweet

Olive : WHY ARE THOSE GHOSTS PEEING ON YOU
Bun : Because I'm into that

04:40 PM - bingo bango.: do you have kf 2?
04:40 PM - BlindDevilNeko: Non.
04:40 PM - bingo bango.: dambuh.
04:43 PM - BlindDevilNeko: So that's poppin broski?
04:43 PM - bingo bango.: uhh.. yeah.
04:43 PM - BlindDevilNeko: ♥♥♥♥ I meant what
04:43 PM - BlindDevilNeko: Lmao
04:44 PM - bingo bango.: I- what is happening right now?
04:44 PM - BlindDevilNeko: Yeah what's poppin duderino cheese slice?
04:45 PM - bingo bango.: dude- are you like high, what's goin on here?
04:45 PM - BlindDevilNeko: Nah. I'm tired af.
04:45 PM - bingo bango.: ah.

[8:23 AM]
The BIGGEST Butt:
No worries
Living more efficiently at home now
moved my PC three steps closer to the toilet


[6:32 AM]
The BIGGEST Butt:
baby chickens should not play TF2

[5:49 AM]
The BIGGEST Butt:
That's good
I was moving furniture this morning and tickled my lower back so it is sad now
but on the upside I have a new desk at home now

[5:50 AM]
Bun:
Yikes

[5:50 AM]
The BIGGEST Butt:
even better: it's closer to the toilet

[5:50 AM]
Bun:
Well that's good.
More efficient for them DD runs


-Screencaps of one disgusting keyboard monkey in a day of my trading.-

10:14 PM - BlindDevilNeko: 1 - https://gyazo.com/53241e0d3ba92275e63374b3e3c3aa14 / 2 - https://gyazo.com/60ec3c4d5eb41aee37887b60326d7e97 / 3 - https://gyazo.com/c6dfdfe5e6c29757a0be07f00e139cd4 / 4 - https://gyazo.com/f6a9de95aad51f91971073b191c2dd2f
10:16 PM - Ravenholmzombies: Will be back in 15
10:16 PM - Ravenholmzombies: And will probably laugh at those
10:22 PM - BlindDevilNeko: LOL
10:22 PM - BlindDevilNeko: https://gyazo.com/3236a67213c78f2e7b0a6d0c1b39935c
10:22 PM - BlindDevilNeko: The last part
^
- I hate people who think I'm there for a lecture in trading. I really do.
Also, before anyone panics, as stated in Section H of the Steam ToS, Third-Party trades (like with PayPal) are not a reportable offense. It states however that Steam holds no responsibility in your trades. That's your deal. Any trader with experience that is not a disgusting keyboard monkey knows this.-


11:40 AM - Ravenholmzombies: Milk him for all he's worth
11:41 AM - Ravenholmzombies: Suck the marrow from his bones
11:41 AM - Ravenholmzombies: then use the bones as toothpicks

6:47 PM - HarryG: Miracle On 3rd Street: yeah
6:47 PM - HarryG: Miracle On 3rd Street: everyone sells to me anyway
6:48 PM - HarryG: Miracle On 3rd Street: thats why when people agree to sell i just stick to one number because i dont care if they say no because theyll come back
6:48 PM - HarryG: Miracle On 3rd Street: like always
6:48 PM - BlindDevilNeko: Some people are like stones and don't budge until force is applied.
6:49 PM - BlindDevilNeko: Others are like butter. Easy to melt.
6:49 PM - HarryG: Miracle On 3rd Street: thats a good analogy
6:50 PM - BlindDevilNeko: Sometimes the butter stays solid so you put it in a sock and fling it around until it softens up
6:50 PM - BlindDevilNeko: Lmao
6:50 PM - HarryG: Miracle On 3rd Street: LOL WHAT
6:50 PM - HarryG: Miracle On 3rd Street: thats BRILLIANT
6:50 PM - HarryG: Miracle On 3rd Street: you put it in a sock and fling it around
6:50 PM - HarryG: Miracle On 3rd Street: HA
6:50 PM - BlindDevilNeko: It's true though.
6:51 PM - BlindDevilNeko: If the butter doesn't soften up, well.. You can always beat other people with it until it does. At least you'll have fun in the mean time.
6:51 PM - HarryG: Miracle On 3rd Street: this is my steam career summed up with butter
6:52 PM - BlindDevilNeko: It's pretty true.
6:52 PM - BlindDevilNeko: You're basically the red-text Paula Deen of the Steam community.

8:22 AM - Ravenholmzombies: Deviant cockstain
8:22 AM - Ravenholmzombies: Insufferable assbiter
8:23 AM - Ravenholmzombies: Persistant buttface
8:23 AM - Ravenholmzombies: Insult retardant fool
8:23 AM - Ravenholmzombies: Out of amusing quips

10:17 PM - BlindDevilNeko: Seems to be some pretty ugly stranges in that backpack as well
10:17 PM - BlindDevilNeko: But alas, that's how it is.
10:17 PM - Ravenholmzombies: They're not that terrible all said
10:17 PM - Ravenholmzombies: Compared to some of what you have
10:17 PM - BlindDevilNeko: Definately not.
10:17 PM - BlindDevilNeko: I still have a wrap assassin with 6 keys in parts
10:17 PM - BlindDevilNeko: That is the definition of cancer
10:17 PM - Ravenholmzombies: sexy cancer
10:17 PM - Ravenholmzombies: but cancer nonetheless
10:18 PM - BlindDevilNeko: Cancer I may jip later as payment for the memes
10:18 PM - BlindDevilNeko: But I digress.