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I died 19 times before we fell in love.

it's like warzone, but better

Hits harder than my dad after the global recession kicked in.

I have never felt a greater compelling deep meaning cooking a single potato in 3 asymmetrical slices until my entire kitchen randomly exploded. At that moment, I knew the life of a chef was for me.

The graphics in this game are a technological feat above anything else in the industry. I'm surprised my Core i9 RTX 5090 Water Cooled Gaming PC with a massive 64GB of DDR5 5600MHz memory could handle it. Good stuff.

Never in my life have I felt such relief igniting babies in real time. 10/10.

I loved bath time. Please add toaster duck.

Humanity is at an all time low. People are starving, the population is growing, and the end is near. Technology must advance, and quantum computing will need to run at maximum speeds to solve our crisis. In the end hopefully we all make it through, but for now those computers still won’t be able to run this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at a stable fps.

Oh. My. God. The main antagonist in this game is this massive alien thing. And Oh. My. God. Gyatt.

This woman is my type. Bloodthirsty, A large respect for the otherworldly and knives, and she looks at me with the cutest eyes after she applied a castration technique to her wrists. Beautiful game, Beautiful woman.