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•~• Nyaaw *rubs onii chan's bulge* *quietly moans* onii chaan last night was so much fun •w•~ I loved the part where we had anal :3 uwu *randomly starts deepthroating you* Nyaa~ your ♥♥♥♥ is so tasty onii~chan give me your cummies I want to taste them I want you inside me~ Go in onii-chan give me your cummies~ ;3

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I almost slept on my laptop.Bro I hear your music from 2013 but to wake up my brother putted pepperony on my nose and heavy metal in headphones (boots) at full and he took the table and he flipped it so when I sleep upside down and my blood stay on my head become red and feel my blood on my brain like smoking weed so I can wake up

if grafic drivers crash block internet connection to them
there some hackers that attack your grafic drivers
what causes them to crash!
open connection attack to grafic drivers is common cause for them to crash!

this vunerbility exists in all garfic drivers for both AMD and Nvidia
and that since 2005 was the first time i seen that as the cause
and never was fixed since then

simplest fix to avoid that crash.
set all time block in your firewall
to all conection for your grafic drivers
this fixes the crashes.

no game and no proper software will need internet connetction to your grafic drivers!
only virus, trrojans, maleware and bad written software.

And I mean, it wasn't funny at the time but I had like I dunno..,an onion? A brown half digested ♥♥♥♥ covered onion I guess, dangling off the tip of my pecker. Yeah, you know how sometimes corn or something is still in your anal load when you "drop the kids off at the pool"? Well I guess she had a Greek salad or something the night before. And I was like Sam, do what (my daughters name) would do and suck daddy SmellyDanglyLabia off. I don't know if it was the ♥♥♥♥ caked to my dong or the fact that we joke about my 19 year old daughter sucking me off but man did she find this hilarious, and soon we were both laughing so hard we're crying but yeah I was serious about the blowjob. So she delicately removed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ onion and gobbled my ♥♥♥♥ until I blew a liter of ball juice down her throat. Funny right? I guess maybe you had to be there.

So anyway, Sam and I are doing our usual Thursday afternoon hook up, my wife gets her Brazilian and pedicures on Thursdays so she's not around and you know what they say, while the cat's away the mouse will play lol. So I'm plowing Sam up the rear. And let me tell you her hairless puckered brown eye can gobble up a ♥♥♥♥ man. It's unreal man. She's a goshdarn pro at taking it up the ol' hershey highway. So im nailing her good right? All 10 inches of American made meat missle up her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I yell out my daughters name. Holyyyyy balls my dude that was a mistake. Sam starts bucking me like an untamed bronco so I pull out, I respect females like that. No means no (except when we're in our Monday night roleplays lol!). But my man I was so deep in her ass and pulled out so quick that I took some ♥♥♥♥ with me. Yeah, literal ♥♥♥♥. She's standing there nude, tanned and hairless from the neck down. Yelling at me. Crying a bit. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ still agape.

So there I am with my side piece, I'm gonna call her LaJennifur, Sam for short. Now what you gotta understand my man is that Sam is my eldest daughters college room mate. I mean Ivy League, you know what that means? She's one of those crazy smart but also just crazy ones. Now she's 19, blonde, tighter than a drum and her ♥♥♥♥ all still points north. When she's riding my pogo stick her funbags are a sight to behold, I don't know how she doesn't give herself a concussion with those perfect large chestcicles bouncing up and down but I digress.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.”

do u no da wey ?

You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

That person is demonstrably not smart. Let me, an actual smart person, pontificate as to the myriad reasons the aforementioned imbecile is clearly erroneous. As a MENSA member myself (what a silly organization - I don't even know why I bothered joining), I assure you there is, indeed, a positive correlation between my 13 STEM PhDs and my financial successes. Furthermore, my extensive elite educational achievements have provably contributed to my superfluous levels of compassion and empathy toward my less-fortunate human brethren...

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Since I got global my reflexes have became that of a finely tuned machine. I was making a sandwich and almost dropped a pickle on the floor and I caught it mid air and as soon as I did a friend came thru my front door. I then in one smooth motion took that pickle and flung it thru the air and it landed in front of him and bounced into his eyes blinding him. I yelled out flash bang and then took him out with my ankle holstered pistol. I'm currently awaiting trial and my lawyer won't represent me due to this whole case being quite a pickle.

When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert

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I sexually Identify as a steel beam. Ever since 9/11 I dreamed of getting drawn closer and closer to my melting point by jet fuel under the Twin Tower letting them drop on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a steel beam is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel beams and jet fuel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Steel Beam” and respect my right to not melt by jet fuel and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a steeliphobe and need to check your metallic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy.
If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls.
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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well since ur asking i mite as well tell u, my mum and dad died years before i wos born so i hav never nown them but sometimes i fink about wot they r like nd i think well

then i go to a shop nd walk round but i dnt have any money then i go outside where i left my chicago lego set and someone stole it but i was like well at least i still have my batman set but then i realised i dont have a batman set because my parents are dead so i went back in to the shop and saw the man and asked if he could help and he said go away this isnt a shop this is my house go away so i went away and got on a bus and went to chicago but i couldnt ecause i didnt have any money so i went home then found that my dog was dead so went to the pantomine but i thought i saw batman but it was a robber and he was like yeah

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