$0.70 for some lettuce

lettuce on a wagyu burger

Go play one I’ll be 15 min gotta unpack the dishwasher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9DNoStBEv0

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Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated.