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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
44.8 hrs on record
Look, a character cant swing a sledgehammer more than 5 times without having an asthma attack and giving up the will to live. Obviously the devs have never done a minute of manual labor before. This is basically beta male simulator.
Posted 15 May, 2023.
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575.7 hrs on record (555.2 hrs at review time)
i really want to give this game a good review but the only good part of this game is community servers. so basically people modding a mod. hackers are rampant on official servers. if you want a good day z experience you can probably find a better game at this point
Posted 1 May, 2023. Last edited 21 May, 2023.
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89 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
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7.6 hrs on record
Look. Its really not a bad game.
It is repetitive, but so are very popular phone games.
Look at it like a dumb phone game for your pc, but much better quality.
I like to play Day Z a lot, and then i complain because there isnt enough action.
This game is all action, and i complain that its too repetitive.
We just arent happy as a people anymore, so: just play, enjoy, and shut up.
Posted 10 April, 2023.
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3.5 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its a free game in early development. its fun. complaining about it at this stage would be like complaining about getting a mediocre massage from a hot girl going through massage therapy school. sure it needs to get better but its still a good time.
Posted 21 February, 2023.
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23.5 hrs on record
This game was dope. I found the gameplay elements very similar to Star Wars KOTOR 1 and 2. The combat was much closer to the Witcher 3 however. Overall one of the best games ive played in a long time. With doing 1/3 of the side quest In my journal it still took me 23 hrs to complete the main story, so there is plenty of content.
Posted 12 October, 2022.
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9.9 hrs on record
Amazing game. it kills me that there arent more games out there like this.
Posted 22 September, 2022.
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92.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game use to suck and feature a lot of uncensored content. Now the game is very good and perverts/ sadists are mad they dont get to see violence against minors or nude victims. The game in its current state is the best it has ever been.
Posted 11 September, 2022. Last edited 28 July.
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49.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I really wanted to give this game a good review with the updates since i last played. but it still sucks. i spent half the time tracking down non existent enemies to finish the mission. the devs are just freakin lazy
Posted 31 March, 2022. Last edited 30 July.
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5.5 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
The game was really fun but it in incredibly short. you could play through the entire story in maybe 3 hours. i completed in 3 hours and 40 minutes on the absolute hardest difficulty and im not the best gamer either.
Posted 20 November, 2015. Last edited 20 November, 2015.
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