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Brian: Peter, being a hero is just being someone that somebody can look up to.
Peter: People have looked up to me... Remember that time I read to those kids at Sunday school.
Brian: Ah, when you forgot all the lyrics to the songs?
Peter: [flashback to church] [Peter is singing a song to the kids]
Peter: Jesus really loves me./ He loves me a whole bunch./ That's why he puts Skippy in my lunch.
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Gravity:
What you get when you eat too much and too fast.
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Bahdges? We don't need no stinkin' bahdges!
-- "The Treasure of Sierra Madre"
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I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.
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FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed -- it is hardy, occasionally blooms,
and grows in every computer.
-- A.J. Perlis
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Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
-- S.C. Johnson
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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
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