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Perfect Amazon Warehouse Simulator.

Our firefox at base got injured so we butchered and ate it, and caught 5 new replacements.

"Only the truly strong of character can laboriously put it all in and then still be fine with the player missing some of it ‘cos they were staring at a wall texture the whole time.
“Here is my world,” the ideal sandbox says. “I don’t care where you go in it because wherever you go you will find something good.” That requires supreme confidence." - Yahtzee Croshaw

Bland

Better gunplay than Valorant

Good big brain game.
Recovered the brain cells lost by playing fifa by playing this game.
Not for smol brain fifa players

Finally out of silver because of this.

Good game. Better mechanics than fortnite.

Cancerous ripoff of Minecraft

Dead multiplayer

A servant more loyal than Gwyn’s Four
A warrior more fierce than the Dragonslayer.
A knight more resolute than the Abysswalker.
The man who claimed the blood of the Dark Soul.
The man who found a purpose.
The man who completed his task.
A man that rivals the legends of the Age of Fire
Yet his legend will be written nowhere. History won’t remember him, nowhere in the annals shall he be mentioned.
His name was Gael, and he served his lady well.