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Now to my opinion:
Do I recommend this as a game? - Hell no.
Do I recommend this as a tool? - Oh yes.

So this "game" is pretty much broken. There are 100 levels, but only the first loads correctly. There are +20 weapons, but only 1 of them is useful. And if you dont ragequit in the first 10 minutes of "game"play, you will find out that this is "game" is just another easy achievement grinder.

Short and pretty dark sequel of "The Room". In this game there are 6 rooms with all a different theme, whereas the "story" is kept being told via little notes, found in different locations. I felt like this game was even shorter than the prequel, but as fantastic aswell. Bought on sale, you can't do anything wrong. For the price of a coke, you get 2-3 hours of super good looking puzzle / mystery. I really recommend this game, and surely I hope for "The Room 3" coming to PC soon!

♥♥♥ Guys who thumb down this review are either 5000hours players or the devs themselves. (lol) Don´t mind the rating. I know, the truth is always hard to accept. ♥♥♥

What you might like:
♦ Do you hate this damn stupid "realistic" recoil? What is recoil anyway? This game hasn´t any!

♦ Speaking of weapons: You won´t have to aim. Never. Why is aiming implemented? I dunno. Maybe for immersion. Yes, that´s probably it.

♦ If you sacrifice 50HP then you get faster than your (and others) internet connection allows! What a shame if they won´t kill you... maybe because they can´t then!

♦ Why standing still when firing? When hip-fireing everybody likes to shake his tights! No more lame standing: Get ready for some really funny run´n´gun, spray-and-pray moves!

♦Why taking the time using the HRV? The enemy could be anywhere! The tactic is simple: Preshooting! Don´t give a little f♥ck about your enemies´ location: JUST SHOOT IT! MAKE YOUR KILLS COME TRUE! NOTHING IS UNHITTABLE!*
*Except in some of the listed circumstances above and elsewhere.

♦Why bother buying an Insult Simulator or start a fight with your family members? All you need is a full server with 1 to 2 players who can actually use their keyboard... to enter something called "words"! (°o°)

♦You want to get rid of those stupid people who "are something" in real life? Suckers who care about family and work (and mostly still school probably...)? Screw that, because BL:R can played as a meet-and-greet "IQ under 70"-simulator aswell!

This list will be updated once a year, easy to remember, because BL:R gets an update once a year, too!

If you want to waste your time with totally mature 14 y.o.´s and 5000 hours no-life-players then this is the game for you!

I would recommend buying it on s- oh wait it´s FTP. Well, that´s explains a lot.

Achievement Hunter beware! Or so I would say, I did it after 88 hours, all achievements unlocked. The game is special, but very niche. Even though it can be funny to play in COOP, there will be some players that will not like the game in the end. Because let's be honest, you simply don't advance in the game when blowing things or yourself up.

I like cleaning. I like to tidy up. Overall a pretty Zen game... if it weren't for the fact that literally everything inside the game EXISTS to hinder you cleaning up the mess. But exactly that makes the game so worthwhile :)

Ich hätte kein Problem damit, mir mehr Lebenszeit vom Teufel zu kaufen um diese in dieses Spiel zu investieren. Der Hammer!

Took me one year to say this:

Thank you Hideo.

Just amazing. Respect for those minds who can create music like this. I love the theme song, but other songs are really, really good, too. Excellent!

This game is like my dealer - it always offers a bit more than expected.

This game in a simple formula:
Hard levels + Bad controls + Annoying game mechanics = Best "Break your desk"-Simulator 2016

If you want to hurt yourself, buy this game.

You want to play a game.
You try to practise.
You have played one hour.
You get kicked.
You try to reach another server.
You get kicked there, too.
You play for 5 mins.
You see a wallshot pro who owns just everything.
You leave the server.
You want to practise more.
You pick a server.
You see that it was the same server where you already got kicked twice.
You get kicked again.
You see no servers with Ping <50ms where you didn´t already got kicked from.
You join a random server.
You suck because you didn´t even complete the tutorial.
You get kicked anyway.
You join a server.
Your IP has been blocked from that server.
You join a cool server.
Game lasts 3min until the next wallshooter pro arrives.
You get kicked because you made your first goal.

Best "Get kicked"-Simulator out there. Buy it! Feel the pain! Get kicked!

11/10