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It's all about me, ME

Good job you unlocked the Selfone
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 8:23pm

IMONABOAT

Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 2:37am

It just looks like a fancy fax

This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 6:55am

Who you gonna call?

This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2017 @ 3:50pm

Really Hot Mail

If you get this joke, you are pretty old
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 5:20pm

Braaains

In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 3:43pm

BRAAINS

Bigger IS better
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 3:51pm

Damned fine cup of coffee

Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 4:42pm

You've got mail

Bro, you like, totally got mail.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 6:58pm

Adam West Award

Batman's eternal torment
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 9:56pm

Progress, not perfection

Today is a new day for being a new you
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 9:15am

A dark secret

But what is it?
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 8:18pm

I've seen enough

To know where this is going
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 4:11am

Four thousand more years

Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 3:03pm

Forged by, with, and for pure evil

Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 3:45am

Dark Or White Chocolate?

Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 7:04pm

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 1:02am

Brap brap brap

How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 3:32am

This is a T rated game

The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 8:24pm

Magicide

The act of commiting murder on a wizard
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2017 @ 3:51am

Merlincide

Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 3:41am

Gandalfcide

He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 7:03am

Harrycide

Ur a wizard now Harry
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 12:15am

Shaqcide

Boomshaqalaka
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 8:06am

tnemeveihcA

emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 3:02am

I've no idea what to do here

But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 4:38am

Taking sides

I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2017 @ 5:23am

You've hit rock bottom

You truely have
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2017 @ 11:18pm

Oh the huge vanity

#nofilter
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 3:09pm

Bob, your mucus

Mother puss bucket
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2017 @ 7:02am

How many hats can a man own!?

Five, the answer is five.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:16am

Who cares about you Lachhh

We do.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 4:11am

SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB

Autoclicker detected, deleting game
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2017 @ 5:52am

Plenty of phish in the sea

And nothing of value was lost
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2017 @ 5:12am

Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one

Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2017 @ 6:43am