Metal Gear Solid V FOB:
* If you're reading this, you're probably wise enough to check if I'm online before invading my platform. Welcome!
* Please come and steal my things. I have so many S++ soldiers in need of a new home. I've milked all of the single player content from this game, but I'm just enjoying it too much to stop now.
* I just had my first invader and they put the fear of God into me. It was ridiculously fun and I need more of it.
* Steal my nukes. My men are too brain dead to stop you. The Ocelot has destroyed their egos and all they know is guarding the base.
* All I have is S++ soldiers. I don't fulton fairly from the base game. I like to think of my soldiers as ongoing event awards. Don't spend your points on S++ people. Attack me. Abduct them. They hate it here. Give them a home. I'll probably retaliate, but I'm far from God Tier skill so you'll probably get to keep them, as well as get a nice little dopamine hit from the successful defence.
* Also, if your base is impenetrable, ally with me because I'd really love the practise.

Everything else not FOB related:
* hello