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15 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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448.0 hrs on record (420.0 hrs at review time)
Gun Interactive presents: The Texas Chainsaw Disappointment

Where the devs disappear quicker than victims in Leatherface’s basement.

They promised chainsaws, thrills, and asymmetrical screams
Instead we got bugs, gaslighting, and broken dreams.

Friday the 13th, you might recall,
Once lived, then died, no updates at all.
Legal issues, they cried, "It’s out of our hands!"
But now the same stench wafts from Texas lands.

They banter on Reddit with sarcasm flair,
Insulting the fans like they just don’t care.
"Stay tuned!" they say, with smirks on their face,
As they run away from their own fanbase.

So if you're browsing Steam with your wallet in hand,
Don’t get lured to Gun’s never-finished land.
Because the only thing scarier than Leatherface’s chase
Is trusting Gun not to abandon the race.


DON'T BUY GUN INTERACTIVE GAMES!
Posted 13 May.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
245.5 hrs on record
I can get into a lobby.
Posted 27 September, 2023.
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25 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
71.9 hrs on record (55.7 hrs at review time)
[The Life of a Turtle Rock Game]
Half bake a game >> put it out >> the game does not do as well as expected >> game recieves updates and becomes fun >> Turtle Rock abandons it.

Valve carried your asses with Left 4 Dead, so quit banking on being the developers of left 4 dead. You guys haven't had any put out any best sellers since.
Posted 2 February, 2023. Last edited 3 February, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ Epic games
Posted 5 May, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
4.5 hrs on record
Me and a friend got together and purchased some munchies and beat this game together on his computer which is why I have so low hours. It a great game but its not worth the full price. Why you ask? The main questline is extremely short and honestly not that great. Usually a game can make up for that with side quest but unforunately obsidian follows bethesda steps and does all fetch quests. All this would not make this a bad game, which it isn't, but its made obsolete by another game. Thats Divinity original sin 2. Look I'm not trying to insult anyones favorite game but Divinity 2 is a very similar game that better in every way. Not to mention I think the first pillars game is better than this one.

Graphics: Divinity 2
Story: Divinity 2
Gameplay: Divinity 2
Companions: Divinity 2
Combat: Argueable but PoE combat gets a little easy. Divinity suiffers a similar problem in later areas.

Even the devs are better than obsidian. Not to mention Divinity 2 released with way less bugs. Another thing obsidian seems to have taken from bethesda. What really nails the coffin for me is that this game is more expensive than divinity. Its a great game but if you only have enough for one go with divinity. If your not some poor college student like me then get a life and buy both.
Posted 14 July, 2018. Last edited 21 July, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
589.2 hrs on record (500.4 hrs at review time)
Its okay
Posted 23 April, 2018. Last edited 1 May, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
86.9 hrs on record (37.3 hrs at review time)
Modding is being banned, and so are a few of my friends
Posted 21 June, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
355.3 hrs on record (43.9 hrs at review time)
Before I go into a review I would just like to mention I saw Skyrim listed in the story rich section of Steam. Valve I'm sick of your Sh**.

I got this for free but if you didn't here why you shouldn't buy this

-Most mods don't work

-No skse

-All graphical changes can easily be obtained with a few mods

-Mods disable achievements

-It's still as buggy as regular skyrim

-Bethesda.net (This is a terrible innovation bethesda. Bethesda.net is just a way to force pc gamers to implement mods so console players can have them)

-Why is there no steam workshop support anymore?

-On the last point, some people don't know how to use Nexus properly and Bethesda.net is so poorly implemented.

-Bethesda.net

-To see what mods are activated you have to start up the game. Then wait for Bethesda.net to take it sweet a** time then you can see you fricking mods. I don't use that abomination so I have to close Bethesda.net and wait for it to load. Now I can close the game.

-If you get bored with skyrim, regular skyrim has Enderal and its pretty great. If you don't know what it is check it out.

Overall just not worth it.
Posted 31 May, 2017.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Buy it on g2a, its a scam otherwise
Posted 22 March, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
wastemoney workshop 2.0
Posted 21 June, 2016.
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