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Roberto
 
 
bet - I am retiredz :')

I own a couple games

I will definitely play them all one day, for sure.











Be sure to keep an eye out for Bob...


















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Simply put, this game is phenomenal. I have played the first 2 chapters, and with confidence I can say, you should buy this game. The dialogue, the acting, the advice, the choices, every aspect of this game is potently astonishing. The reactions you will have while playing or watching this game will be so physically and mentally jarring, you will feel both palpable and physiologically tangible sensations. The immersion levels are off the charts, this game achieves what VR wishes it could in terms of haptic feedback, and is akin to a full body VR suit from Ready Player One. The game actually triggers sensations you can feel both inside and out! Superb! That is just how cogent this game is. Through this game I have learned the art of pick up. I have gained the insight and the restraint to not play with my penis and fondle my balls in public next to a complete stranger. I have gained so much intellect and "rizz", that I know the appropriate way to talk to a girl on the street is to wolf whistle at her and then grope her tits. Needless to say, the cops were called on me several times for unrelated reasons, but that's all part of the process, because then you can try your newly learned tactics on the female police officer!

This "game" is an experience. It is an experience you must have in your life, as it is the most cringe money can buy. Your life is probably too plush and cozy, why don't you experience some considerable discomfort for once in meager life? You will thank me as you will walk out a much braver, stronger, and cringe resistant capybara. No amount of cringe will be able to phase you after you play this game for more than a few minutes. This is like resistance training, but for your cringe levels. It is like those fake workouts to get abs in seconds, but it actually works. You WILL build almost instantaneous cringe resistance. Only to have that resistance challenged by more unfathomable cringe presented further on in the game. This is not a "videogame", but it is a game in the sense of you gaming your mind, and achieving levels of mental fortitude that no self-help book could imagine. I will be flexing my mental biceps, and so should you.

Get this game please, It is so eye gougingly, eye bleachingly, and ear rippingly flawless. Too bad steam nuked the 3rd game, I was planning on getting steroid-level cringe biceps :(
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fallenfern 7 May, 2024 @ 9:27pm 
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