♥♥♥♥♥ CASSIDY: how many thermal camera farts do you think there are russell?
high ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ porn syrup: i don't know
high ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ porn syrup: at least one for every thermal camera ever sold


[1/2/14 11:41:21 PM] Bill: u know i always thought i would end up with a mythical creature
[1/2/14 11:41:41 PM] Bill: starting to think that might not work out
[1/2/14 11:41:43 PM] Russell McQueeney: as a longtime fan of the teen paranormal romance genre i feel the same way


[1/2/14 11:44:49 PM] Bill: I'm really good at cryptozoology
[1/2/14 11:45:00 PM] Bill: like on this show whenever an obscure creature is mentioned
[1/2/14 11:45:09 PM] Bill: not only do i have a general idea of what it is
[1/2/14 11:45:26 PM] Bill: i can usually guess its country of origin
[1/2/14 11:46:39 PM] Russell McQueeney: maybe you could like get an office
[1/2/14 11:46:45 PM] Russell McQueeney: and people can come in and say animals
[1/2/14 11:47:21 PM] Bill: I'm waiting for u to type more
[1/2/14 11:47:28 PM] Bill: is that the fully developed idea
[1/2/14 11:47:35 PM] Russell McQueeney: i was going to talk about how you could get business cards
[1/2/14 11:47:43 PM] Bill: they just say animals to me?
[1/2/14 11:47:48 PM] Bill: I'm not saying its a bad idea
[1/2/14 11:47:54 PM] Russell McQueeney: no it's a bad idea
[1/2/14 11:48:15 PM] Bill: i like it in sort of an abstract way
[1/2/14 11:48:42 PM] Russell McQueeney: the only really good idea i've had recently is that rapper heaven is like valhalla where there are drive bys all day and clubbing and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of your enemies all night
[1/2/14 11:48:47 PM] Russell McQueeney: that one was alright
[1/2/14 11:49:20 PM] Bill: i like this convo so much ill put it on my steam profile even though i never use steam and I'm gonna just use exerpts
[1/2/14 11:49:38 PM] Russell McQueeney: wow i am honored

The Vagina Hammer: >300 more points than your mom on the first round

The Vagina Hammer: gonna breastfeed you
The Vagina Hammer: almost said breadsfree you

1:31 PM - The Vagina Hammer: I want you to pour some guiness in your ♥♥♥♥♥ then spray it into my mouth
1:31 PM - RIP luther vandross: wow
1:31 PM - RIP luther vandross: u rgross
1:31 PM - RIP luther vandross: ♥♥♥♥ off
1:31 PM - RIP luther vandross: please tlel me that was meant for billie
1:31 PM - The Vagina Hammer: liolololo


Hank Hill's Honor: miss me?
Hank Hill's Honor: desperately?
Keivon Spacey: missed you, missed you, now I gotta kiss you
Keivon Spacey: LOL LIKE WHEN A KID
Keivon Spacey: brb convincing little girls to kiss me via rhymes
Keivon Spacey: busta rhymes. with my rhymes I'll be bustin hymes


Sarah Jessica Biel: I would think putting in a tampon would be a fun little game


7:40 PM - The Vagina Hammer: talking 6 fat ♥♥♥♥♥ in a row
7:40 PM - jelly beans dont hit the bottom: golly gee what now
7:41 PM - The Vagina Hammer: golly jee wilickers mrs cleavage
7:41 PM - The Vagina Hammer: I MEAN MRS CLEAVER
7:41 PM - The Vagina Hammer: oh that's alright wally
7:41 PM - The Vagina Hammer: I know you sometimes watch me when I'm changing
7:41 PM - The Vagina Hammer: why don't you have a seat and watch me right now
7:41 PM - jelly beans dont hit the bottom: you can see me?
7:41 PM - The Vagina Hammer: i've been awfully sweaty baking up beaver and the boys some poundcake in the kitchen
7:41 PM - The Vagina Hammer: would you like to try pounding my cake, wally?

i work for nasa: im gandalf of sl
i work for nasa: do u agree

[21:14] Penny Loafer (Tos Baguier): phooey
[21:15] Phooey Jaggernov: what
[21:15] Penny Loafer (Tos Baguier): is it safe to eat the stickers on fruit
[21:15] Phooey Jaggernov: not for the stickers

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