Recent reviews by John Helldiver

Criminally underrated, tragically underplayed.

This is the best FPS multiplayer game out there right now and it isn't even close

making this review to offset all the whining about the PSN account creation

Standard Bethesda game, but like... way more watered down.

Boring, I kept playing it hoping it would get better and it never did. Can't believe this won "most innovative gameplay" award, since it's a mashup of all previous Bethesda titles. There is not one single new gameplay element here.

⛔ NPCs are boring
⛔ Quests are boring
⛔ Combat is boring
⛔ Story is boring
👍 Shipbuilding is okay
⛔ Ship flying is boring

*honk honk*

No joke, I had to uninstall and refund this game because I couldn't handle it. Too scary4me

10/10, would cry myself to sleep again

This game was a blast to play through, and I had a great time streaming it to some friends, but it's very very linear (not a bad thing), and extremely short (I finished in about 9 hours). There were three separate instances where a game-breaking bug caused me to have to reload a save in order to progress

$60 is asking a lot for this game. Still, price aside, it was a blast

I've played every battlefield game since the beginning. This is the absolute worst battlefield game in history

Let me dispel some common criticisms:

-Nobody plays this game anymore
This is a halloween-themed game, so yes, for those of you complaining in June that nobody plays this game, jump in around October and you'll get plenty of games in.

-No updates
♥♥♥♥ off, this game was perfect the first time and does not need "updates", this isn't League of Legends

-Only one map
See above. Also, this was meant to be picked up one time a year. One map is plenty. I have a feeling the people who complain about there only being one map are the same people who only play Final Destination on Smash.

-Not scary
This isn't a survival horror game. It's a halloween-themed hide and seek/tag that should bring you an unmatched feeling of nostalgia and whimsy that you will not find anywhere else

This game is a masterpiece, ignore the naysayers, download in October and play. Once you get past the learning curve you'll have a blast, I promise