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F*cked face.

You know, they DO look like loss.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Authorized Personnel Only!

Fixed so it won't softlock your game anymore.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:04pm

There was a knife?

Ignored the knife, or didn't even know it was there, in the prologue.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Get Bullied

Wow, you stole Ci17 AND the intro to Alyx sequence too?
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 11:05am

And it crashed...

Programmed in one last crash, for old time's sake. Two. One or two more crashes.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Down to Business

Pick the shotgun up before venturing into Ravenholm.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 11:22am

Betrayal

SeT cOuRsE fOr BoReAlIs
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:57pm

The Seven Hour Chore

God that was a mess.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Fresh Out of Basic

Finished bootcamp.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:29pm

sv_cheats 1

Not really unexpected for you to do this.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:09pm

In God We Trust

😂😂😂
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Pvt. Dirtbag

Deceased.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Death by Claymore

All you had to do, was follow the damn cable Mitchell.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Karen

Take all the children from the factory.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 10:38am

No Refund

Play the game for 2 hours.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41am

Start the Game.

You started the game, or you haven't, or maybe you thought about it and didn't.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:12pm

This is the part where you meet Joe.

He gave me the flu when I was working on the game. :c
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 5:03pm



CONE

Warning, may contain more polygons than any character models.

DEVY

Tilt your head back and laugh.

This is where you get on.

Gord-ception.

game SUCKS

i go to bed

M203 Mastery

Shoot down the gunship in Act 1 Canals.

IHATEGLASS

IHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASSIHATEGLASS

You Should Really Stop That

Interact with Larry 30 times.

You Monster!

You raised them for 17 years just to do THAT!?

The Wrong Way

You went the Wrong Way.

Just To Be Sure Freeman Isn't There

Check every corner of Black Mesa East.

Another Blow to the Face

The crowbar just didn't cut it.

Refund!

Beat the game from start to finish in under 2 hours.

Can't Really Say I Like Him...

Destroy the Dr. Breen statue.

Play Hunt Down the Freeman at 3AM?????

NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!

100%

I add a new achievement every time someone posts that they have all the previous achievements

Give a Little Bit

Even in the Quietest Moments

No Weapons

Follow Joe's original instructions.

Sneaky

Avoid waking up the antlion guardian.

Work in Progress

Carry the infamous cone to the very end of the game.