Recent reviews by Binary Daoist

This game is a cluttered mess. Absolute gauche.

Make me re-enter all this Ubi connect h*rsesh!t only to crash when I do.

Furthermore, the game crashed upon completing the "Sundown" mission. When I rebooted it still expected me to restart the mission but the church tower is now exploded.

F minus for everyone. This game been out how long and it makes me unhappy to play.

I can't believe this game has so many positive reviews. There is so much to hate about this game. Awful to look at. The pacing at the beginning was so slow I was completely bored by the time any action started. The only thing interesting about this game is the size of the enemies. Thats it. I thought it was cool when I dismembered an aliens arm until it just respawned weapon and all. And when I tried to quit this game? Nope, they don't with a controller so you have to go to your keyboard. Everything about this game irritates me.

This game on your steam deck makes long flights go by in a heartbeat.

Ubsoft connect hits differently. SA comes to mind.

As for the game, the scenery is gorgeous.
The controls are clunky, sluggish, and unresponsive. Parkour feels the same.
Sound effects are weird. Just collecting items makes a noise that sounds like you are getting caught.
Other than those complaints, its like every other Assassins Creed game you have ever played.
Enjoy at the deepest of discounts.

Its pretty disappointing how bad this game is.

I expect more from Matt Stone & Trey Parker making sure others don't ruin what they built.

I totally get that this game was built during an invasion. I still will keep this game and maybe give it another shot but this is my 1st impression:
What a $hitty job this beautiful game does at introducing itself to you.
I haven't even played an hour of the game and I'm ready to move on.
Half Life 2 recently came out with commentary and on the 1st level listen to the effort they made introducing you into their world. STALKER 2 has none of that.

Have you played a Bioware game before? Its like that.
I will say, the more I play this game the less I enjoy it and the less impressed I am by it.
The combat is sloppy.
I would describe the graphics as crisp.
The difficulty is absurdly inconsistent in a way where you don't want to keep playing. Really bad job in that regard and makes me question the self awareness of the developers; an increasingly frequent problem with games.

Looks great. Runs smooth. Fun to play.

Seeing dozens upon dozens of bugs climb up a wall to come get you is wild.

What a f*cking disaster. The only reason I've used this app for so many hours is because how user unfriendly it is.

The tutorial is for macs and its not the same for PC, so its useless.

Don't buy.