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this game is a trap

Rat decapitation simulator

You can smash people's heads in with traffic cones 11/10

Ending made brain hurt

In my opinion this is the worst AC game in the series, Parkour feels great, but the story, combat, and overall gameplay feels lacking and half baked.

cup souls

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

(In all seriousness, this game is insanely good. It starts off kind of slow, but trust me, you won't regret playing this.)

rage

Think of PUBG. Now remove the travel time, add in a button that automatically finds items for you, add in a diverse and carefully made crafting system, and add in a combat system that is almost purely based on which player has the better stuff. That's what this game is.