smegma

cheese with a lil bit of nob

Yuu
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
Ayy, I got this new dance for y'all called the Soulja Boy
You just gotta punch, then crank back three times from left to right

nob cheese

For the past several months, my love for Syndra has grown rapidly.

I have converted my bedroom into a shrine for my goddess. Now, before I go to sleep, I say a prayer to her, asking her for permission to sleep in her hallowed grounds. And every time, the Syndra praising you ASMR video playing through my headset says: "You've been a good boy, you can rest now." And I snuggle up to my 1:1 scale recreation of Syndra, and then fall asleep in her arms.

Unfortunately, my parents are trying to "fix" the love I have for my queen. They have sought out the help of psychologists to figure out what is causing my love for Syndra. They have sought out the help of psychiatrists to get me on drugs. They tried using therapists to convince me that I have an "unhealthy obsession" with Syndra. They even tried cutting off my internet, but I followed in the steps of Gandhi and attempted a hunger strike, which made them relent.

This situation has given me a greater understanding of Syndra. The feeling of being controlled. The feeling of breaking free of that control. I have now come to enlightenment. I know my queen's struggle first-hand now.

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bottomfeeder

im so depressed
my booty is compressed
that got my friend obsessed
and my booty got caressed

(about to get headshot in modern warfare 2)

*controller disconnected*

GAMER RAGE!!!! IM GETTING ANGRY!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

(the wife and child double homicide incident)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm oyslop

goy

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么弯头同手偶他白蜡虫开始 i那天和·受苦了

好市民给予董事长很多尊重，听天上红日，吃冰淇淋+5000社会信用

im going to crack your head on a wall

im going to crack an egg on your nipple

yeah

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no dont kill yourself so sexy nooo haha

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Jax makes a call to prayer that is heard globally, whether enemies have vision of him or not. He lays down his prayer mat and enters a state of holy worship for 20 seconds, turning to face his own Nexus during this time. While in this state he becomes invulnerable and regenerates 5% of his own max health per second. Surrounding allies also receive these effects. During this time all minions stop fighting, and all champions are silenced and disarmed (these effects cannot be reduced by tenacity or cleansed by any means) At the end of the prayer Jax immediately begins moving towards the closest enemy champion he has vision of, gaining 50% bonus movement speed. Upon his death he will explode, executing all surrounding units, ally or enemy.

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