Recent reviews by Morrissey Slayer

♥♥♥♥ from a butt

you'll never guess what my friend heard from an individual at their college about this game

unless you paid for this game exclusively for underage panty shots and minor nazi imagery skullgirls seems pretty cool

hi rez really did it, they made a more infuriating game then league. they did it with paladins too. if you're a league/dota player and you just think "this game is too hard but i want to play a moba" or if you're a moba player and think "i want to play the most boring, repetitive, ugly, and obnoxious moba possible" then smite is absolutely for you. smite is great if you're just starting to get into mobas but it is absolutely not worth the time of being your main game

although, this game does have zussy. so 10/10

this game is like sex, ive heard good things but i cant play it

a genuinely fun game with obvious heart put into the character design and game play. the problems lie in the obvious rushed release (poor optimization, bare-bones game modes, etc). thankfully, the developers have shown that despite this they are still pumping out new content as fast as possible and with the limited resources they have i think that's really special. despite this, i would not recommend buying this game at full price until maybe a year or so down the line when this game hopefully becomes a true cult classic.

jormungandr

great

its good my g, just dont use a keyboard