Uhh~ Hi guys I'm a little soft puppy UwU... I'm very shy tehehe~ blushes I want lots of pat pats and boop boop! Pants o//o I give so many lickies to my master -//- he loves me so much :3 he says I'm his good boy~ I'm so happy to be a little puppy @//@ getting so many boopies o~o e lots of pets ewe gives you a hug woo you're so fluffy :3 i love fluffy things!!!!! OwO

Can you stop bringing up NFT's to your wife, it gets really distracting when I go down on her

Rules
✔️⠀First Rule: You do not talk about Penis Club.
✔️⠀Second Rule: You do not talk about Penis Club.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
✔️⠀Third rule: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀the Penis is over.
✔️⠀Fourth rule: Only two guys to a Penis.⠀⠀⠀   
✔️⠀Fifth rule: One Penis at a time⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 
✔️⠀Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes.
✔️⠀Seventh rule: Penis's will go on as long as they have to.
✔️⠀Eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Penis Club, you have to Penis.

oh my god, dude, I cant, I'm losing it out here, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious. and, like, you start calling me a girl because its hilarious and the best comeback ever and it makes me cry and moan and like dude... imagine how hilarious it'd be when you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bust a gigantic sloppy load into my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat as and keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wet slippery bussy, dude id laugh so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard. you're the most funny guy ever, I cant wait to laugh my ass off while its plopping and slapping against my wet covered ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. you're hilarious, dude. I love you you're funny

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I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the nut, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.