When I was 5, I was just a young gun gopnik conducting small game business the streets of Vorkuta. I was selling oil for cheap on the corner of the street, until one day, an individuals car started to stall at the intersection I commonly conducted business on, and that man was non other than Vladimir Putin himself. He had seen how cheap I sold my non suspiciously acquired oil and offered me a small loan of 1,000,000 Ruble (~20 grand USD) to buy a suit and establish a business, just so long as I could keep my cheap supply of oil steady for his own business use. 7 years ago to the day that encounter occured, and look at me now. Healthy, wealthy, and living the good life. I am the serious CEO of the Serious Business Man Association, and live a humble life with a fat bank acount. I am more than willing to teach individuals the business game, however they must be willing to take on the challenge of mastering the capitalist game. Contact me at seriousbusinessstacks@yahoo.ru for business enquires. Please, no silly trolls. I am a serious business man, and have enough of your shenanigans.