SolidSnek
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10
Years of Service
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SHREK
Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)

Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
after the ogre.

NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

MAN1
Think it's in there?

MAN2
All right. Let's get it!

MAN1
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
thing can do to you?

MAN3
Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
bread.

Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.

SHREK
Yes, well, actually, that would be a
giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
They'll make a suit from your freshly
peeled skin.
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76561199488950918 30 May, 2024 @ 5:56pm 
added for trade ^^
The Big Cheese 20 Feb, 2018 @ 11:24am 
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You have been visited by the propane god, I tell ya hwat. Repost this on 5 more profiles or Hank Hill will bring the propain.
The Big Cheese 24 Jul, 2017 @ 7:34pm 
A c c o r d i n g t o a l l k n o w n l a w s o f a v i a t i o n , t h e r e i s n o w a y a
b e e s h o u l d b e a b l e t o f l y . I t ' s w i n g s a r e t o o s m a l l t o g e t i t ' s f a t l i t t l e b o d y o f f t h e g r o u n d . T h e b e e , o f c o u r s e , f l i e s
a n y w a y b e c a u s e b e e s d o n ' t c a r e w h a t h u m a n s t h i n k i s
i m p o s s i b l e .