My name is Jafar
I come from afar
I have a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar!

So yesterday some campus cops arrested me and said i'm getting arrested for having squinty eyes. Can you believe that? I mean my eyes are pretty squinty but is it that sideways for me to get arrested for? idk man... idek...

hi every1 im Rick Harrison !!!!!!! holds up pawn shop my name is Rick Harrison but u can call me t3h PaWN StaR oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see i work here with my old man and son!!!! thats why i came here, 2 never know what is going to come through that door _… im 51 years old (ive been pawning 4 21 years tho!!) i like 2 work here w/ my old man and my son (his nickname is big hoss if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite thing to do!!! bcuz everything here has a story and a price!!!! theyre pawn stars 2 of course but i want 2 meet more ppl who come through that door =) like they say you never know who's going to come thru that door!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of stories here so give me lots of prices!!!! PAAAAAAAAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <—- me bein a pawn star again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PaWN StaR oF d00m!!

I'm Big Hoss, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my Grandpa, Old Man. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

+rep I confirmed it in hs.

+rep has a hugeeeee ♥♥♥♥