I'm in Tokyo
Looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
But I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my ♥♥♥♥
And the ♥♥♥♥♥ is on her knees

Sucky ♥♥♥♥♥
Sucky ♥♥♥♥♥
Sucky ♥♥♥♥♥
Smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
'cause my ♥♥♥♥ won't work
It's like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows Thai-chi

Sucky ♥♥♥♥♥
Sucky ♥♥♥♥♥
Sucky ♥♥♥♥♥
Smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hookers in the can
♥♥♥♥ the rest of the band
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's ♥♥♥♥ some Asian
Hookers!!!!