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51 hours in and I am done with the game, the side quests feel repetitive and bland. Only the faction quests are enjoyable, but leave no real impact on the game world and the main story really doesn't feel worth pursuing.

The roleplaying in dialogue is great, but besides a sentence reaction it kinda stays there. Ship custimzation is easily one of the biggest pulls and personally was my biggest source of enjoyment. Right up untill I reached level 31 and not a single enemy ship could even hurt me. Ship parts are perk and level locked so have fun with that!

Base building isn't fun. It's purely gathering resources and that's it. Barely any interactivity to speak of.

The companions are as deep as a shallow pool of water and as interesting as a blank piece of A4 paper. Which is incredible after enjoying every single companion in Fallout 4. It almost feels like they went back to generic Skyrim housecarls when it comes to how indepth they are written.

A shame really because I easily put hundreds of hours in each of Bethesda's previous titles, so I had hoped that I went in with a similar expectation of this game to their previous products. Yet it feels not even fair to be compared to fallout 4's content of all things.

Damn it Todd, you got me good this time.

Pretty good

Goes pretty hard ngl

I have spent hundreds of hours on all Total War: Warhammer games, always supported the new DLCs and factions and even bought Warhammer 3 on launch.

The latter being my only regret, what an absolute waste of a game. From the absolutely lackluster main campaign, to almost a year of silence then a so called "Beta" for immortal empires (the combined campaign) only for this supposed beta to fully release into the game and still be broken beyond belief.

Pathfinding still hinders the game immensely to the point that I dont even dare to rely on my single-entity monster units. Factions remain bugged, broken and is left to the community to fix while CA only patches every DLC cycle. And AI still remains an absolute joke even though they had promised to fix it multiple times over.

And now for the kicker they release a DLC lord pack for the same price (which already was raised mind you) as a full race pack like the Chaos Dwarfs?!
In what world would it be acceptable to treat your customer base like that?

Sure if they would put the money back into the game to improve it, but they dont. It clearly is just being backlogged for other projects outside the Warhammer IP, because this game sure as ♥♥♥♥ isnt getting the attention it needs.

TL:DR Don't buy it, get Warhammer 2 on sale and enjoy an actually finished and working product.

Pretty funny

One ponders what it means to be man.

Its something I surely questioned myself and this game brought me closer the ultimate conclusion:
You cant be a man.
The future is women, this game only confirmed by the male bodytypes they showed me.

I think I might use the money for this piece art instead to buy me some programmer socks.

8/10, download patch gamers.

~Yours truely,
David Duchovny

Preeetty good

An absolute classic, turned into a botfest. While also being unsupport by it's developer

Absolutely loving this game.
Reminds me of the times I'd play Mike tyson's Punch out! on a NES emulator, but now it's in 3d and VR.

How do I exit this game?