Recent reviews by Bloomerchen

We have not yet won. Even tho PSN is no longer required to play the game, SNOY still gatekeeps 180 countries from playing the game. Either for no reason, or they're preparing to throw a curveball at us. Stay strong Helldivers, and hope this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gets resolved soon.

After scrapping the Live Service model and transitioning to Single Player RPG with optional co-op, the game has become actually decent.

Patch #13 and subsequently #14 has truly brought this game from the brink of death. It looks now that Fatshark has finally woken up from their slumber and realized that there has to be some serious work done on the game. As it is now, it's not perfect, but it transformed from the most menial horde shooters to one of the best horde shooters i ever played.

It goes beyond me how this game has "Very Positive" rating here on Steam.
- The game has more bugs than Cyberpunk at release, except Paladins manages to introduce plethora of new bugs with each and every update they push out.
- Forget any semblance of balance between champions, few select favourites (read ones that make money), are being regualrly adjusted to pander to every pea brain sized toddler.
- Hi-Rez actually takes AWAY content (no matter how menial it is) from the game and calls them bugfixes.
- We had to wait literally 4 years for Hi-Rez to release a new map.
- Hi-Rez is on par with NCSoft, Nexon and other fu*k off companies when it comes to listening to the community. Don't expect the game to get better, because it won't.
- It has come to record by one associate of Hi-Rez that the game can never be truly polished or made "good" because the game isn't making as much money as they would need to properly update and upgrade the game. So all they can do is to ♥♥♥♥ out new champ every 14 days to keep the dwindling community in the game.
- The overwhelming amounts of "DLCs", event passes, season passes and so on. I wouldn't have problem with it, if Hi-Rez wasn't so scummy with their packs. If you buy Tier 2 pack for 30€ and wanna upgrade to Tier 3 pack for 60€, YOU GOTTA PAY 60€ TO GET ONLY HALF OF THE ♥♥♥♥, because the other half was already included in your Tier 2 pack, hi-Rez does NOT deduct the price from anything. If you want to upgrade from Tier 2 to 3, you have to pay the full price.
- 50 million players is a blatant lie. I am aware the game runs on multiple systems, but PC is still the most prevalent and relevant. Steam charts all time peak was 60 thousand, now they average about 3 thousand. And the game is bleeding players faster than it can gain them.
- tl;dr you may not like Overwatch but it is factually the better choice, if you are really desperate for a hero shooter game.
Again, how this game manages to score "Very Positive" goes beyond me, i don't understand that.

I tried it and fell asleep 10 levels in.

CrashMetal Cyberpunk is a fun little Android port onto PC (done well)
If you like your conventional racind and drifting, for the price they're selling it, it's an absolute steal.

The game has not too many cars, but it is just enough. We could use more variety, as there is three versions of Nissan Silvia and three versions of Nissan Skyline.

The game itself is pretty easy, AND to make it even easier for you, i will give you a little guide as to how to breeze through the Open World races.

First of all, DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT UPGRADE YOUR CARS. Upgrading cars in this game has a fatal flaw, and that is their handling. None of the cars in the game has ABS, and the moment you slam on brakes, you're going straight into the wall. Titling the steering wheel does nothing. And no, drifting corners is not possible either at 300kmph+

So, here's what you gotta do. You can build two specs for cars, drift and race.

RACE SPEC: If you're building your race car (Circuits and Sprints), all you have to upgrade on your car are Tires, Brakes and Weight Reduction. That's it, you don't need anything else.

DRIFT SPEC: Drifting cars need only upgrades for Gear Shifting, such as Clutch, Gearbox etc. and Weight Reduction. Again, that's it.

Now you could ask, "Okay but how about NPCs? Won't they eventually outscale me?" No, NPCs either don't scale at all, or they're always scaled to your current car's power, meaning no matter what, the opponents are always scaled to match your vehicle power. That and the AI is just plain stupid.

Another minor flaw is that some Achievements on Steam are bugged.

Overall good game if you need to sink couple minutes somewhere.

If you're a fan of rogue-lites with chaotic gameplay and erratic movements, this game is for you. I mean for 10 bucks? Absolute fu**king steal mate.

This ♥♥♥♥ makes Duke Nukem: Forever look like a masterpiece of videogames.

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I'm gonna be short. Amazing game, wait for sale and definitelly buy it.
A thousands of people have listed all pros and cons of this game, so i keep it short.
Pros: Gameplay, Soundtracks, Bosses etc. etc. Basically the game's pretty f*cking good aight?

Cons: - Camera (we all know that)
- Free Blade Mode (FBM) on Mouse+Keyboard is thee jankiest ♥♥♥♥ i have ever attemped to do on my computer. Here's the thing, the FBM position is controlled by WSAD and the direction of the cut by your mouse. Here lies the problem, whenever you press a button, the cut line travels a set distance, as opposed to controller where you can put the cut line precisely where you want, depending how hard you push on the thumb stick. Next is the cut line, which is controlled on your mouse, if you need a precise line cuts (Sundowner/Sen. Armstrong) you need to actually to do circles with your mouse, just as you would with your other thumb stick to control the cut line. Also, PC players cant move Raiden during FBM as opposed to controller players (i think)

tl;dr amazing game but i recommend buying a controller of be hella patient with Mouse+Keyboard.