Papercut survivor. Professional procrastinator. Secretly a wizard.                                             
        I'm just here to avoid friends on facebook.
        I'm from Germany and I'd say I'm definitely a morning person if morning starts from
        noon. I really like playing computer games (obviously) and sometimes I can get really
        into it. Maybe a little bit too much. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no
        match for me at kickboxing.

       The earth‘s rotation really makes my day and my superpower is making people laugh
       which would be great if I was trying to be funny. But actually I‘m not. I‘m just
       really mean and people think I‘m joking.
       When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming
       and terrified, like the passengers in his car.
       Languages:     German, English, French (mais pas bon...baguette.) y un poco español
                              (No me hables mucho español, sólo poco)



         What do French people smoke?
           oui'd.
                
         What was David Bowie's last hit?
           Probably heroin.

         How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
           None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

         What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
           Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.

         What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
           One is made out of plastic and dangerous for children to play with.
          The other is used to carry groceries.

         After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
           My penis.



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