-Rep After a good game in CS:GO , I added him because he seemed like such a cool guy.

Anyways, We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became very good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS moments and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him over to my house for a CS:GO LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Você é do Mortal Kombat? Porque sua beleza me deu fatality.

Pronto, estou aqui! Quais são os seus outros dois desejos?

Posso tirar uma foto sua? É para mostrar ao Papai Noel o que eu quero de presente.