Everything about ME!

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Gender: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Birthdate: 09/11/01
Sexuality: Robosexual
What I do: I don't.
Personality traits: pro memer and 1v1 genius, I have over 3000 hours logged on MGE servers, so fight me, you bundle of sticks. I also like making friends on Steam! (See "Friendship Agreement" below)

Friendship Agreement
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Leave a comment telling me why I should add you. I'm important, you have to audition to befriend me. If you don't like it, then I'll block you.

Secondly, I don't accept invites from people with level 0 Steam accounts. My great-grandfather lost his burning flames Max's Severed Head to a phisher with a level 0 Steam account. I like my items, so I won't make the same mistake he did. So, if you want to be my friend, then you must have wasted a large amount of currency on your Steam account, because that matters. For example, you must be at least Steam Level 69 if you want me to add you, if not, den u can ♥♥♥ off lad.

Why is it so hard to find friends in this cruel world? I don't ask much of people.

Video Games
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Call of Duty: World at War (Super Deluxe Ebony Mega Double Bubble Donk Bertha Booty Edition)

Call of Duty: Black Cops III

Call of Duty: Dated Warfare

Call of Duty: Ghosts (Spooky Edition)

Portal 3

Team Fortress: Nazi Zombies

Quarter-Life 2

Hello Kitty Island Adventure

Personal Information
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Relationship
I don't need one, I reproduce asexually.

My Rig
Motherboard: A piece of cheese I found on the sidewalk
Processor: Mold from said cheese
Graphics Card: A sticky note with the words "Eat my ass." in large handwriting
RAM: Downloaded from freedownloadableram.com (9999.99 TB)
Power System: Encomienda
HDD's: 24 KB WINDOWS ALIENWARE APPLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HITACHI AND ♥♥♥♥
Cooling: Earth's atmosphere
Case: A box stolen from a (now) homeless African child.

Thanks Blasian for my meme of a bio