Recent reviews by BHDM

Car go boom, ball go whoosh, teammates yell profanities. 10/10

Unless you own an SSD, don't bother getting this game. It loads correctly one out of every three games, and even then it's incredibly buggy. It's almost laughable they expanded to new platforms without fixing the extensive number of problems this platform has. Grand Theft Auto Vice City has better driving mechanics and gun mechanics and that game was released 15 years ago. It's amazing this game crawled out of early access.

For a game released as recently as November 2015, Fallout 4 has perhaps the worst physics of any game in the last several years. If you're looking to get stuck on random floor objects or want to find out mid-battle that your player has an obession with casually strolling when getting shot at, this game is for you. If you don't enjoy game-breaking mechanics that possess the look and feel of a game still in alpha, don't bother picking it up. Thank god for Steam sales because this game would have been the worst disappoint at its full price.

I don't know how I've been able to survive up until this point. Now, I can. With the help of Goat Simulator, I have been taught all of my necessary life skills. From being social at parties to crashing parties themselves, from wreaking havoc upon unsuspecting protestors against the shape of their foods to causing massive explosions upon a treadmill, I believe I am now ready to take life on... as a goat.
11/10 Would Bang