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I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Proton. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Proton. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

Gasps Onii-chaaaaan jump onto and hugs Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ I missed you sniffs (^) fuah I love your boy smell Onii-chan (^w^) , Huh? Don't sniff you? Don't be silly Onii-chan I love you why can't I show my affection? (─‿‿─)♡ Hahaha your face is red. Woah Onii-chan why are you pushing me on to the bed? ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ Kyaaaaa don't tickle me Onii-chan haha counter ataaaaack pushes you down ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ. Hehehe I win! Onii-chan your face is really red now, Hmmh smirks (=^-ω-^=) perhaps you're falling in love with me? Chuuuuu (ﾉ´ з )ノ kisses you Woah O-onii-chan w-what are you d-doing?! H-hyyaaaaa don't take off my panties! D-dont look at my private spot! (/▽＼) Ah Ah Don't lick me there it's dirty! Ahhhhhh fuah ah ah (//ω//) O-onii-chan a-are you going to put it in? O-ok i'm ready. (／。＼) Heeeee I-it hurts. ~(>_<~) SWow dwon ah ah MMMH O-onii-chan I Lwve yoouuuuu! AHHHHHHH MMMHHH AH Hah Hah hah O-ONIII-CHAAANN you baka why did you do it inside? ヽ(д´)ノ

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a negro. (And a dark one at that) I try my best to disrespect darker skinned people. Especially blacks in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do disagree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on Steam and you can 1v1. We could do CSGO, Rust, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxNatchggerxXx. Not sorry about my name. I made it yesterday, even though my mother tried to stop me. She is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.

Good day, 🇳🇪.

Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

Holy ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the Arniethepie so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go near him I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. He is literally the hottest thing I have ever seen. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥ing sex with the Arniethepie. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Arniethepie's infernal ♥♥♥♥♥. I want him to have my mutant human/indian babies.

After a good game of dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he is gay. Don't trust this guy.