I am a gentleman. I am soft, yet hard. Kind, yet stern.

Brave, yet... sensitive.

I ask of you, your graciousness, but one small, teeny tiny favour- if you would bless me but one, teeny weeny look at your boobies, and a date with thou, i would forever be in your debt. I will treat you right, as all beautiful women such as yourself should be. I would treat you better than those stupid chads, whose feeble minds cannot even comprehend how to properly treat a literall goddess such as yourself.

I, one of the last decent human beings left alive in this rapidly degrading and crumbling global infastructure, know how to treat an omniscient being like thou right. I am so enthralled by you, your beauty, your grace, your kindness and intelligence, i wouldnt even care if you took a fat, steaming ♥♥♥♥ on my forhead.

So... How's about it? would you like to give this nice guy a chance,m'lady?