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What's the point of being your bro-san if you're not going to help perpetuate my BS-san? :P
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>You will never rearrange the furniture in your house so Lilly can't find anything
>You will never push small objects into her oncoming path so she trips and falls
>You will never grab Lilly from behind and start spinning her so she gets disoriented and lost
>You will never make her dinner and then sneak dirt and hair into each spoonful before she can chew it
>You will never watch hardcore pornography on mute with Lilly as she sits next to you oblivious
>You will never get close to her and then shout loudly in her ears, frightening her
>You will never do Lilly's laundry and write mean things on her clothes in marker, knowing she's going out for the day
>You will never prepare a romantic evening for Lilly, then invite your friend Tyrone to take your place in the bedroom
>You will never watch as Lilly's belly grows and she tells you that she's pregnant
>You will never rush Lilly to the hospital when it's time
>You will never watch as Lilly's tired smile turns to a look of shock as the doctor remarks that the child is obviously black
>You will never yell at Lilly, accusing her of infidelity and calling her a ♥♥♥♥♥ as she tries desperately to defend herself
>You will never see the tears falling from her eyes as you call her garbage and demand a divorce
>You will never check up on Lilly years later and see she's a single mother living in a small apartment
S-Tier
D.Va Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have the time to shave). D.V.a's ♥♥♥♥♥ is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure. Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes
A-Tier
Mercy Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the ♥♥♥♥♥ department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trinned triangle of white blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics - Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit
M'lady, you surprise me
*Blushes profusely*
These legs, how delectably delightful
*Coquettishly gives legs a tongue bath*
M'lady you must forgive me. I am at surely at my most..
*Breathes in, bashfully*
Devilish
Might I be so bold as to savour thine toes
*Slobber gently over toes*
The beast awakens, m'lady
Ohh, my my yes indeed.
I shan't hold back, m'lady
*Rubs all three inches mischievously over buttocks*
A smorgasbord of sexual succour, woman is thy name
*Parts buttocks to unleash the pungent vinegar stink*
My lady, my lust betrays me
oh yes ooh OOOH OH GOOD BRUUUUUAAAAAAHA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP PFTTTTTTTTT BWIT BOUBOUBOUBOU PFFFFFNAAARSCH
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!
M'lady, you surprise me
*Blushes profusely*
These legs, how delectably delightful
*Coquettishly gives legs a tongue bath*
M'lady you must forgive me. I am at surely at my most..
*Breathes in, bashfully*
Devilish
Might I be so bold as to savour thine toes
*Slobber gently over toes*
The beast awakens, m'lady
Ohh, my my yes indeed.
I shan't hold back, m'lady
*Rubs all three inches mischievously over buttocks*
A smorgasbord of sexual succour, woman is thy name
*Parts buttocks to unleash the pungent vinegar stink*
My lady, my lust betrays me
oh yes ooh OOOH OH GOOD BRUUUUUAAAAAAHA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP PFTTTTTTTTT BWIT BOUBOUBOUBOU PFFFFFNAAARSCH
Bill Nye, the science guy!
I saw your profile and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.
Hope to hear from you soon
Dated women who are between 36 BMI and 54 now. 8 exes. All with heavier men than them now. Dad and Step-Mom married 30 years. 8 years heavier male. Mom and Step-Dad married 30 years.10 years heavier male. Both men were impoverished when they were saved by my Moms. Dad and Step-Mom now have 12 acres. Cows. Horse. I cook omnivore. Writing a book. Step-Dad and Mom retired in comfortable in Arizona. I don't borrow money from family.
Bernie Sanders supporter. Not a money worshipper. All animals prefer the large weight gap relationship with the bigger male. You can't be a liberal or religious and a bigot.
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Boland you do yo gay thang n ♥♥♥♥, suckin anus n ♥♥♥♥, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. But damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying over a ban on this gay John Legend muh'♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ chill my ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Church sex. Jafeel.
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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're squishy☁️💦
5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
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0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're squishy☁️💦
5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
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