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Armchair Civilian 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:39am 
FLY MY PRETTY FLY!
What's the point of being your bro-san if you're not going to help perpetuate my BS-san? :P
FudgePackerMcGee 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13am 
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FudgePackerMcGee 18 Nov, 2018 @ 5:15am 
HAPPY SPANKSGIVING 🦃👋😩 THOSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PILGRIMS CROSSED ✖️✖️THE ASSlantic🍑💦 HOEcean🌊🌊 TO GET MAYdeFLOWERED 🌿🌹😫 TIME 🕟🕥TO GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃THAT BIG OL♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆😏✊ AND PUT IT IN THAT plyMOUTH 👅👄💦THAT TURKEY 🦃🦃ISNT THE ONLY THING THATS GOING TO BE STUFFED 😩🍑
FudgePackerMcGee 24 Jun, 2018 @ 8:32am 
Rise from you grave, british cuckold!
FudgePackerMcGee 24 Jun, 2018 @ 8:32am 
♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg( •ω• ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・
Zakucat 17 Feb, 2018 @ 12:45pm 
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FudgePackerMcGee 15 Feb, 2018 @ 2:23pm 
Lilly is the perfect girl, the perfect girl to bully. I'm so sad she isn't real, because I can think of so many ways to torment her.

>You will never rearrange the furniture in your house so Lilly can't find anything
>You will never push small objects into her oncoming path so she trips and falls
>You will never grab Lilly from behind and start spinning her so she gets disoriented and lost
>You will never make her dinner and then sneak dirt and hair into each spoonful before she can chew it
>You will never watch hardcore pornography on mute with Lilly as she sits next to you oblivious
FudgePackerMcGee 15 Feb, 2018 @ 2:22pm 
>You will never shout "LILLY MY HEART HELP!" and then stay silent as you watch her run through the house, tears in her eyes as she thinks you're dying (of course the phones are gone and you've locked the doors)
>You will never get close to her and then shout loudly in her ears, frightening her
>You will never do Lilly's laundry and write mean things on her clothes in marker, knowing she's going out for the day
>You will never prepare a romantic evening for Lilly, then invite your friend Tyrone to take your place in the bedroom
>You will never watch as Lilly's belly grows and she tells you that she's pregnant
FudgePackerMcGee 15 Feb, 2018 @ 2:22pm 
>You will never stifle your laughter as Lilly cradles her growing baby bump, telling you how much she loves you and is excited to have your child
>You will never rush Lilly to the hospital when it's time
>You will never watch as Lilly's tired smile turns to a look of shock as the doctor remarks that the child is obviously black
>You will never yell at Lilly, accusing her of infidelity and calling her a ♥♥♥♥♥ as she tries desperately to defend herself
>You will never see the tears falling from her eyes as you call her garbage and demand a divorce
>You will never check up on Lilly years later and see she's a single mother living in a small apartment
Backwards Glancer 23 Nov, 2017 @ 1:30pm 
I want to be YAG's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her YAG blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy.
Backwards Glancer 23 Nov, 2017 @ 1:30pm 
it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo YAHy blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her YAG hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her YAG hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her YAG y face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
Backwards Glancer 9 Oct, 2017 @ 2:21am 
OFFICIAL OVERWATCH ♥♥♥♥♥ TIER LIST

S-Tier

D.Va Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have the time to shave). D.V.a's ♥♥♥♥♥ is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure. Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes

A-Tier

Mercy Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the ♥♥♥♥♥ department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trinned triangle of white blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics - Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit
Backwards Glancer 4 Sep, 2017 @ 9:15am 
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Workplace Catalyst 14 Jul, 2017 @ 6:16am 
Oh, hee hee Oh my.
M'lady, you surprise me
*Blushes profusely*
These legs, how delectably delightful
*Coquettishly gives legs a tongue bath*
M'lady you must forgive me. I am at surely at my most..
*Breathes in, bashfully*
Devilish
Might I be so bold as to savour thine toes
*Slobber gently over toes*
The beast awakens, m'lady
Ohh, my my yes indeed.
I shan't hold back, m'lady
*Rubs all three inches mischievously over buttocks*
A smorgasbord of sexual succour, woman is thy name
*Parts buttocks to unleash the pungent vinegar stink*
My lady, my lust betrays me
oh yes ooh OOOH OH GOOD BRUUUUUAAAAAAHA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP PFTTTTTTTTT BWIT BOUBOUBOUBOU PFFFFFNAAARSCH
Toad Affinity 22 Jun, 2017 @ 6:04am 
☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!
Workplace Catalyst 21 Jun, 2017 @ 2:36pm 
WOW! HOT a What Baabhabiat
Toad Affinity 22 Mar, 2017 @ 6:28am 
new loli pic niceee :cocochan2::chocola::sdyomi::iffy::compa:
Backwards Glancer 3 Mar, 2017 @ 1:03pm 
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off.
Backwards Glancer 3 Mar, 2017 @ 1:03pm 
HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
FudgePackerMcGee 9 Jan, 2017 @ 12:40pm 
Oh, hee hee Oh my.
M'lady, you surprise me
*Blushes profusely*
These legs, how delectably delightful
*Coquettishly gives legs a tongue bath*
M'lady you must forgive me. I am at surely at my most..
*Breathes in, bashfully*
Devilish
Might I be so bold as to savour thine toes
*Slobber gently over toes*
The beast awakens, m'lady
Ohh, my my yes indeed.
I shan't hold back, m'lady
*Rubs all three inches mischievously over buttocks*
A smorgasbord of sexual succour, woman is thy name
*Parts buttocks to unleash the pungent vinegar stink*
My lady, my lust betrays me
oh yes ooh OOOH OH GOOD BRUUUUUAAAAAAHA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP PFTTTTTTTTT BWIT BOUBOUBOUBOU PFFFFFNAAARSCH
FudgePackerMcGee 28 Oct, 2016 @ 8:03am 
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Backwards Glancer 21 Sep, 2016 @ 5:02am 
You dont know you your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with pal i have ties to the mafia do you really want me to send them to your house ive done it before to the last person ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me i loved it when my mafia contacts gave me the information where he was so when i called out to him he ran like a girl crying out please dont kill me when i chased after him with a gun in the ally way boy did beg for mercy before i shot him in the head and the loved to wach how hes head blew out on the other side of his head man that was extremely exciting seeing all that brains and blood spray every where then i went to his house went on his face book accound deleted any evidence of me ever talking to him to the police could make me a sustpect in this chumps murder so i warn you i know where you live dont make me come to see you
Backwards Glancer 12 Sep, 2016 @ 4:36pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see downies playing video games haha! I don't know why its a normal person thing honestly im like really against abledpersonsupremacy and like ill be the one in the zoo playing in the snow. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of gaymoments, but don't worry ill be there to feed you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and retarded xxx
Backwards Glancer 10 Sep, 2016 @ 8:11am 
I have difficulty controlling myself sometimes when I get really horny, no surprise. I found a dark area to park the car in a viaduct under the Ravenswood ‘L’ tracks, pulled my jeans down, and started pushing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into my vagina. It smelled horrible. The turds were all different sizes and colors so it was probably from different dogs. Some of it was kind of messy and some was all hard and dried up, but I kept putting more and more ♥♥♥♥ inside me. I didn’t stop until it hurt. It made me ♥♥♥ really hard. My tummy was quivering after the orgasm. Then I put my pants back on and drove home. I carried the ♥♥♥♥ around in my vagina, constantly horny, humping the furniture and fingering myself to orgasm on and off until Thursday afternoon, when I needed to end my depraved little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adventure, clean up, and go to work.
Backwards Glancer 10 Sep, 2016 @ 8:11am 
By this past weekend I had a really itchy rash between my legs and discharge from my vagina, and it felt like it was getting worse and worse until finally, on Monday, once I’d already scratched my crotch raw, I realized that I had a ton of tiny little white worms inside and all around my vagina. Again, because I’m a sick, perverted pig, that made me immediately horny all over again and I had to make myself ♥♥♥ despite the itching, before I went to the ER Monday night to get seen.
Backwards Glancer 10 Sep, 2016 @ 8:10am 
The doctor who looked at me said I had pinworms. He said that it’s rare to get a vaginal infestation of pinworms, but he’d seen it before. Of course, I pretended to be totally baffled how they got there as I was picturing a bunch of diseased, stray dogs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in an alley. He gave me a prescription for something called Vermox to get rid of the worms and Benadryl for the itching, and today I’m almost back to normal. A few scabby spots from all the scratching.
FudgePackerMcGee 17 Aug, 2016 @ 10:13am 
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Bill Nye, the science guy!
Backwards Glancer 10 Aug, 2016 @ 3:34am 
Hello my beautiful goddess,

I saw your profile and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.

Hope to hear from you soon
Backwards Glancer 5 Aug, 2016 @ 8:26pm 
Dudes over 35 BMI produce telomerase like women under 26 BMI produce the best progesterone. Fertility chemicals. Gives offspring the strongest possible DNA. Also makes sex the most chemically pleasurable. I haven't so much as touched a woman in 5 years. I like long term relationships.
Dated women who are between 36 BMI and 54 now. 8 exes. All with heavier men than them now. Dad and Step-Mom married 30 years. 8 years heavier male. Mom and Step-Dad married 30 years.10 years heavier male. Both men were impoverished when they were saved by my Moms. Dad and Step-Mom now have 12 acres. Cows. Horse. I cook omnivore. Writing a book. Step-Dad and Mom retired in comfortable in Arizona. I don't borrow money from family.
Bernie Sanders supporter. Not a money worshipper. All animals prefer the large weight gap relationship with the bigger male. You can't be a liberal or religious and a bigot.
Coco 28 Jul, 2016 @ 6:37am 
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FudgePackerMcGee 28 Jul, 2016 @ 6:29am 
My ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've been seeing all this ♥♥♥♥ 'bout dat ♥♥♥♥♥ Boland, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on him like cops n a ♥♥♥♥♥ in a nice car. Chill my ♥♥♥♥♥♥, damn ♥♥♥♥, he's just a ♥♥♥♥♥ tryna chill n ♥♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hes gay, he likes ♥♥♥♥♥ n ♥♥♥♥♥, so what my ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Dats his anus, not mine, not yours my ♥♥♥♥♥.

Boland you do yo gay thang n ♥♥♥♥, suckin anus n ♥♥♥♥, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. But damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying over a ban on this gay John Legend muh'♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ chill my ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Church sex. Jafeel.
Coco 28 Jul, 2016 @ 6:20am 
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Coco 27 Jul, 2016 @ 4:00am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Coco 3 Jul, 2016 @ 12:38am 
F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back!!
FudgePackerMcGee 2 Jul, 2016 @ 4:04pm 
Please note that "WinRAR" is not free software,after a 40 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer.
FudgePackerMcGee 2 Jul, 2016 @ 3:57pm 
My name Dimitri Baryshnikov. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Plz no cykapasta.
FudgePackerMcGee 2 Jul, 2016 @ 3:50pm 
Happy Birthday Big Boy!! Remember that time we were using my moms measuring tape to measure our gains? And once we ran out of muscles to measure the only thing left was to measure our ♥♥♥♥♥? So first we did it flaccid but the numbers weren't very impressive so we decided we better try it with boners. But you were shy and didn't wanna jerk it in front of me to get hard so you asked if I could do it for you?! lol and then I was still bigger so you said it was because I give sh!tty hand jobs! haha anyways I cant wait to get drunk with you later and measure our ♥♥♥♥♥! Love you buddy
FudgePackerMcGee 2 Jul, 2016 @ 3:34pm 
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FudgePackerMcGee 2 Jul, 2016 @ 2:06pm 
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║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ Put this on the page of people who participated in 9/11
bobby hill 16 Nov, 2015 @ 8:34am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get:
0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're squishy☁️💦
5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Toad Affinity 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:06am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get:
0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're squishy☁️💦
5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
FudgePackerMcGee 16 Nov, 2015 @ 5:55am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get:
0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're squishy☁️💦
5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
onichichi no sadame 24 Oct, 2015 @ 11:57am 
She's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yodeling mang, learn your ♥♥♥♥ :compa:
Toad Affinity 24 Oct, 2015 @ 7:00am 
She is just sneezing guys its not porn. :iffy::8bitheart::compa:
FudgePackerMcGee 20 Sep, 2015 @ 12:59pm 
Nigel, Willy, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. One day, i swear, one day i will make you eat my cummies, even if i have to shove it in your mouth with my bare, i mean, bear hands. Mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words Rumguzzler,Teacunt,Queenboi.
Backwards Glancer 20 Sep, 2015 @ 10:55am 
Coco 20 Sep, 2015 @ 12:20am 
each passing day makes you a bigger anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Backwards Glancer 14 Aug, 2015 @ 4:38am 
I hate the word "cummies" because it implies that ♥♥♥ is a finite resource, only to be expunged in the heat of passion and never to be spoke of again. What foolishness! ♥♥♥ is the foundation of the sprawling spire of humanity. Carnal pursuits of the flesh that spread our scourge and struggles throughout the universe. ♥♥♥ is eternal. The aegis of life.