I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate JoJo. Every forum I go through has a vermin-like underclass of JoJo fanboys. They all just have to say “iS THat A JOJo ReFErEncE??!!!1” on every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ post that contains a single word that may have been used in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ comics. Oh, a suspicious link? Probably a rickroll. NOPE!!! They’ve ruined that, too! One of the oldest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet traditions shat on and ruined by JoJo fanboys. Thunder Cross Split Attack! So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny, right? I’m wheezing! NO. SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP. Nobody cares about your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ comic series. Dio is a stupid character from a stupid comic series. I downvote every post and comment that mentions JoJo, out of pure bloodcurdling rage. I want to detonate a MASSIVE thermonuclear warhead right on top of whatever godforsaken studio publishes that stinking-pile-of-trash comic. Frankly, I don’t even care for the civilian casualties, either. At least they died for a good reason. Unlike JoJo fans, I actually contribute to the betterment of mankind, instead of spamming ♥♥♥♥♥♥ references on the internet. Every JoJo fan that dies a slow, painful death is a win in my book. I have claimed over a dozen of them already, too. I annihilated their skulls with my fists. Their stupid ice attack didn’t do ♥♥♥♥ for them either. They dies like they lived, pathetic excuses for humans. I hope more people hear my message and declare war on JoJo. If nobody helps me, I will do as much damage as I possibly can before I die. Thank you.

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