want to know how to make a super weird sound!!??!?!?! step one: attach an assassins creed Ezio Hidden blade ® to your arm! step 2: get in the shower! step 3: get all wet and slippery, then stick you hand between you buttcheeks and make a fist! step 4: shove your fist up your anus until it is about 6-8 inches in! step 5: activate the hidden blade and slice open the lining of your ass! step 6: pull it out and tie it off at the end! step 7: ♥♥♥♥ really hard and fill up the lining like it is a sausage casing, then tie it off! Ewwwww that was a really yucky sound grodo eww!!! kinda funny and silly and wack though lol xD now go fry the ♥♥♥♥ sausage ha!

That awkward moment when you're trimming your cuticles and then you accidentally ♥♥♥♥ your pants! Then an insatiable hunger sweeps over you and you're forced to reach down into your underwear and sweep your pants for a warm delicious brown treat! The best part is when your 3-incher gets rock solid and you beat it like a jack-rabbit! The fluid drips down from your tip all over the floor and onto your legs and feet. You pet your dog and rub the leftovers all over his fur coat and give him a treat for helping you clean up!

I love my foreskin. I don't know how else to express the way I feel about that sheath of flesh that covers the most sensative part of my ♥♥♥♥. I feel lucky to have dodged the knife (thanks to my mom) and remained intact while so many of the boys I grew up with were circumcised. There's nothing like stroking my ♥♥♥♥ and watching my skin roll up and down. And the feeling is so intense. In my younger days I was able to suck my own ♥♥♥♥ right down to the base. I remember how I would stick my tongue under the skin and around the head. The biggest turn on was when I would ♥♥♥, I would close the skin and fill it wih my ♥♥♥♥ and it would expand like a water balloon. Then I would put my mouth around it and let it open and the ♥♥♥ would spill into my mouth. No mess. No need to clean up afterwards. I would suck and lick the remaining ♥♥♥ off of the head. Yup I love my foreskin!

-rep sucked my penis and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my cat.

+rep fast and fair trader !

+rep fast and fair trader